Dasmeh.
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today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate
this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg
i ship it
We are dating
(via lordofthedoctor)
Cats stuck in things
-THAT CAT STUCK IN A JAR, HOW THE HELL. AND HE JUST HAS THIS LOOK THAT SAYS HE HAS NO CLUE HOW IT HAPPENED EITHER, IT JUST DID.
Cats are not a solid they are a fluid
(via bullet-for-your-dreams)
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
(via bullet-for-your-dreams)
nayx:
this song is trapped in my head and it sounds cooler to say something is trapped in your head rather than saying that it is stuck in your head
i just went down the elevator to go to the kitchen to get some more bread sticks and somebody in my family had eaten half of one, then put it back in the box. so mad right now.
ryan did you make this post just to name drop an elevator
(via rodneykong)
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
